DEAD FUCKING BUNNY

bad-postcards:

BUNNY ‘n BEAU
“A pair of darlings, these two big, fluffy, pink-eared bunnies are easily made with special balloon forms, using our own exciting papier mache process. Cover with celacloud and trim with a glistening new parchment paper that curls into posy petals when warmed. Each bunny is 8½” long and 5½” tall. Nest with Easter grass and fill with gay eggs or artificial flowers for a fabulous centerpiece or adorable Easter baskets. Another original from the studios of National Handcraft Institute.”
Make sure they are gay eggs.
At first, I thought these were slippers.If these were slippers, how many of you would wear them?If these were slippers, how many of you would wear them, but not admit it?

BUNNY ‘n BEAU

“A pair of darlings, these two big, fluffy, pink-eared bunnies are easily made with special balloon forms, using our own exciting papier mache process. Cover with celacloud and trim with a glistening new parchment paper that curls into posy petals when warmed. Each bunny is 8½” long and 5½” tall. Nest with Easter grass and fill with gay eggs or artificial flowers for a fabulous centerpiece or adorable Easter baskets. Another original from the studios of National Handcraft Institute.”

Make sure they are gay eggs.

At first, I thought these were slippers.
If these were slippers, how many of you would wear them?
If these were slippers, how many of you would wear them, but not admit it?

↓ 15 Oct 2010

6:38 pm